We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
You have to be just enough of an asshole to play a really spectacular game of Cards Against Humanity.
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
this makes me uncomfortable
you know what’s really fucked up??? when someone is comfortable with themselves and how they look people will tell them to “stop being so conceited” blah blah blah it’s like we live in a time where it’s wrong to feel good about yourself i don’t get it